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	<title>Srećica - Vaš Online Magazin. Sve na jednom mestu! &#187; Vicevi i razni biseri</title>
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		<title>Biseri sportskih komentatora</title>
		<link>http://www.srecica.com/2009/05/biseri-sportskih-komentatora/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 22:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Crvena Zvezda &#8211; Partizan) &#8222;Evo izlaze Partizanovi igrači&#8230; a evo i naših.&#8220; (igraju Zvezda &#8211; Partizan) &#8222;Ide Drulić, Drulić, Drulić, Drulić, Drulić, a ne, ipak je to bio Pjanović.&#8220; - (Španija &#8211; Jugoslavija): &#8222;I gospodine Pedersen, zaista zaslužujete takvo prezime&#8220; &#8222;Uh kako je to bilo blizu, nekih 15, 16 metara od gola&#8220; (SP 2002) &#8222;Kiša [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Biseri poznatih o sexu!:-)</title>
		<link>http://www.srecica.com/2009/04/biseri-poznatih-o-sexu/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 19:27:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Steve Martin: Znate onaj pogled koji vam upucuje žena, kada ima želju za divljim seksom? Ne znam ni ja&#8230; Woody Allen: Seksualni odnos podseca na igranje bridža. Ako nemaš dobrog partnera, moraš da imaš dobru ruku. Tom Clancy: Po mom mišljenju, seks je jedna od najljepših, najprirodnijih i najzdravijih stvari koje se mogu kupiti novcem. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Milan-Tarot biseri :-)</title>
		<link>http://www.srecica.com/2009/03/milan-tarot-biseri/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 17:34:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gia</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[vidoviti]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Verovatno su neki čuli za &#8220;čarobnjaka &#8220; zvanog MilanTarot. Čovek gleda u tarot karte i prorice sudbinu i jos svašta ponešto.Vidoviti MilanNeki su imali prilike da vide neku od njegovih emisija na tv-u. Oni koji nisu, mogu da pogledaju sledeće klipove. Whitesnake Krava Vuk i tri praseta Kecap na glavu Duhovi Da li već dovoljno [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Biseri poznatih</title>
		<link>http://www.srecica.com/2008/09/lapsusi-poznatih/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 17:32:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gia</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[djogani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dragana]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Djole Djogani-Kralj :)))&#8230; Išao sam u pravcu Novog Sada sa Vesnom, kada sam cuo kako peva okrenuo sam auto za 360 stepeni i pravac Beograd Sladžo javi se na telefon zove te neki ANSWER! Moja Sladža džuska i kad ima ( odgovor na pitanje zašto voli Slađu) Bilo nas je četvoro i ja petoro Ja [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Svakodnevni vicevi</title>
		<link>http://www.srecica.com/2008/09/svakodnevni-vicevi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:34:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Nastavnica pita Pericu zašto je Cezar nosio lovorovu granu na glavi, a Perica odgovor: - &#8222;Zato što nije imao para da kupi krunu.&#8220; &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Pita djecak prolaznika na ulici: - &#8222;Ej ciko ciko&#8230;imate li sat?&#8220; - &#8222;Imam.&#8220; - &#8222;E, hvala ciko.&#8220; &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;- &#8222;Molim vas jedan sendvic, al&#8217; da ga dobro podgrejete&#8220;! - &#8222;Nema problema.&#8220; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vicevi o Perici</title>
		<link>http://www.srecica.com/2008/09/vicevi-o-perici/</link>
		<comments>http://www.srecica.com/2008/09/vicevi-o-perici/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:27:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Došao drugar Perici u goste. Kad su seli da ručaju, drugar zgranuto upita: • Zar se vi ne molite pre jela? Perica mu punih usta odgovori: • Zašto? Moja mama dobro kuva. Pita učiteljica decu šta im roditelji rade. Te jednom otac policajac, drugom službenik, te ovo, te ono&#8230;. Perica neće da kaže. • [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vicevi o Lali i Sosi</title>
		<link>http://www.srecica.com/2008/09/vicevi-o-lali-i-sosi/</link>
		<comments>http://www.srecica.com/2008/09/vicevi-o-lali-i-sosi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:20:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pijaca&#8230; Gospoja: Lalo, jesu li ti krastavci veliki? Lala : Pa ovi krupni jesu, a ovi sitni &#8211; nisu! &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Završili letovanje Lala i Sosa. Lala placa racun, a Sosa pakuje kofere. -Za korišcenje lifta sto dinara, &#8211; kaze i piše portir. -Otkud to? &#8211; buni se Lala. &#8211; Mi ga nismo koristili. Bili smo [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vicevi o Muji i Hasi</title>
		<link>http://www.srecica.com/2008/09/vicevi-o-muji-i-hasi/</link>
		<comments>http://www.srecica.com/2008/09/vicevi-o-muji-i-hasi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:01:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Kopaju Mujo i Haso nekakav kanal. Kopa Mujo, a par metara za njim Haso odmah zatrpava. Tek naiđe neki čovek, pa začuđeno zapita: Šta radite to ljudi, pa to nema logike? Ima logike &#8211; odgovori Haso, al&#8217; nema Ibre da postavlja cevi. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Pecao Mujo i upecao zlatnu žabu. Ako me pustiš, ispuniću ti [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vicevi o crnogorcima</title>
		<link>http://www.srecica.com/2008/09/vicevi-o-crnogorcima/</link>
		<comments>http://www.srecica.com/2008/09/vicevi-o-crnogorcima/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:45:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gia</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[crnogorac]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[  Utrkivali se Crnogorac i Bosanac na 100 m. Crnogorac odusta, a Bosanac se izgubio.    &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Takmicili se bosanac hrvat i crnogorac tko ce da nakupi vise puzeva.Ide bosanac ,nakupio punu vrecu,hrvat nosi dvije, crnogorca nadju ispod drveta .Sta radis covjece? A cuti coce dok se ja sage ,zvijerka utece. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Kako crnogorci prave [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vicevi o policajcima</title>
		<link>http://www.srecica.com/2008/09/vicevi-o-policajcima/</link>
		<comments>http://www.srecica.com/2008/09/vicevi-o-policajcima/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:42:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Stoje dva murkana na trotoaru i posmatraju saobraćaj. Utom prolazi žuti fića, pa će jedan: E je l&#8217; vidiš onog žutog fiću? Vidim. E istu ću takvu ladu ja da kupim, samo belu&#8230;   &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Kakvu poruku pandur ostavlja na svojoj telefonskoj sekretarici? Ostavite poruku posle zvuka pištaljke! Imate pravo na ličnog advokata. Imate [...]]]></description>
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